One Liner t shirts that should be made

I'm not a millionaire , but I'm a thousandaire, well only on payday, and only if I get a lot of over-time.

I'm with geneos (with the arrow pointing at myself)

Come on kids, eat your chips or you ain't getting no smokes.

If dont get my Timmy's in the morning, I'll beat my wife

World's mediocre dad , when I'm sober.

Bad Ideas for Facebook Group Names

The "I've had sex with tones of prostitutes group."

The "I'm a fugative running from the law group."

The "Where can I hook up some good drugs group"

The 'Who wants to buy some crack from me? group"

The "I'm too stupid to think of another name for a group, group."

The "group for facebook group enthusiasts"

"Thats Hot"

Paris Hilton, world renowned genius, famous for being famous, has generated mainstream gossip with her catch phrase, "thats hot".

What I'm gonna do is see if I can jump start my popularity, with the following catch phrases I've invented from scratch.

"thats neat"
"thats fun"
"have fun"
" lets go"

Joining the NHL

Well this summer I got really good on them roller blading skates. I could even run around backwards on em, like I'm talking the whole nine yards here. So I decided I was gonna join the NHL. So I needed a nice pair of them ice skates, so I find out a nice pair of nikey skates or something are atleast 250$, otherwise they are just gonna laugh at me. So I quit drinking for the weekend and saved up 250$ for get a nice pair of nikey skates. So here I am driving to buy skates and the fucking clutch goes on my chevette , well fuck I said, here we go. So its either get the skates and join the NHL, or fix my car. Well I said fuck it, left the car, and hoped a cab. Got down to Maple Leaf Gardens. I walk in the door and find out they don't even have no gear, no pads, no nothing. So now I'm just saying fuck it. I told them I'd go out on fucking ice anyway. Those fuckers looked at me like I had 4 heads and asked what farm team I played for. Well I fucking gave it right to em, I told em, farm team!!?I hold the fucking worlds strawberry picking record east of the bay of fundy, 97 flats in 2 hours. They told me to leave , and jesus christ, I went into a blind rage. I plowed Paul Maurice's right teeth out his head. Took 3 black coffees from the machine and stormed out the building.

Dear Mom and Dad church camp is tones of fun. Counsellor Gary is very nice. Yesterday he let me roll his ciggarettes all day in one of the cabins. He said don't tell anyone because they would get all jealous. At the end of the day he even let me smoke one. It was fun at first it felt like a roller coaster, then i got dizzy and puked, but counsellor Gary said thats only cause it was my first smoke. Me and counsellor Gary went for a fun ride in his car. We went to a house where Gary said he left his tv in the living room. The door woudn't open so Gary gave me a boost up to one of the windows. I climbed in and went to get the tv for Gary. I couldnt lift the tv, so Gary got a little mad. It was ok though, he said just grab the playstation.
When we got back to camp Gary gave me a pop that smelled like grand dad. Then I got really tired and laughed a lot. Gary drank a lot of pop then we went for a ride in one of the canoes. Counsellor Gary started napping in the canoe. I got bored so i hopped out and swam back to camp. I hope cousellor Gary comes back soon.

see you soon
love Little Timmy