Thursday, October 30, 2008

Milf Hunting

Are you trying to approach that special MILF, but you feel you would look too immature ?
Grow a mustache and tuck in your T Shirt ! .... Why didn't you think of that ?

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

A&W is setting the bar high with a new burger

After almost 90 years in the grease slangin business, A&W has recently gone leaps and bounds beyond the old, boring, immediate family burgers, they've really ventured into some uncharted grease with......... THE UNCLE BURGER!!!!!

Here are some more hip new burger names I really think they should run with.

The 3rd cousin who taught me how to smoke cigrits burger
The mom's new boyfriend who beats me burger
The drunk driving, womanizing, great uncle Fred burger
The great uncle, twice removed, Chester the molester burger