1) Please forgive me Father for I have sinned. I took a major draft dump in the church bathroom, clogged it, and now its overflowing.
2)Please forgive me Father for I have sinned. I was so fucking hung over I drank all your holy water.
3)Please forgive me Father for I have sinned. During communion I found the body of Christ so bland that I ordered a pizza.
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