I'm Lovin it!

I recently started working at McDonalds which means I am a trainee. I'm required to wear a tag that says,"I'm new and I'm trying". So anyway, I was Moping the floor the other day, and the manager comes up to me and says, "Wow! now I've seen a lot of people mop before, but your amazing!"
I replied, "Why thank you sir, I was formerly a professional custodian, just down yonder of this establishment, at a cozy little restaurant known as Burger King."

The Manager shot back,"Well I like you're attitude son. Have you ever considered being the CEO of McDonalds?"

I replied,"why no sir, what does that position entail? Would that mean you would increase my pay as high as minimum wage?"

On the verge of laughter the manager answered,"Lets just say CEO is a bigger pay increase than that, you would even be able to afford to won your very own vehicle, maybe even health insurance ."

I replied,"No way sir, your kidding"

Manager said, "No I'm not kidding son and your hired. Now come in my office and put on your new suit"

I went in the manager's office and he grabbed the suit and handed it to me. It was one piece coveralls. I looked back at him puzzled.

The manager smiled and said, what you didn't actually fall for the old CEO gag did you? I'm going to need you to scrub out the inside of the dumpster out back. It's gotta be spotless by noon."