Gender Jokes

Men are like blenders. They're easy to turn on but sometimes they make a
mess.

Men are like bad haircuts they look real stupid, but then they grow on you.

Men are like blue jeans, it's hard to find the perfect fit, and when you do they're full of shit stains.

Why are house cats better than women? Cause a house cat doesn't yap in my fucking ear all night.

How is a rock smarter than a man? Cause they'd rather live outside by themselves then listen to a fucking woman yappin in thier ear 24 7.

Why are men like stray dogs? They only come back for food and to piss on the floor when they're drunk.

Why can't women drive a stick shift? Cause every time their hand touches it they have to put their mouth on it too.

Top 5 Ice Breaker topics for meeting new people

1) Someone's relative, no matter how distant, who is making a lot of money in Fort Mcmurray.

2) The amount of jobs in Fort Mcmurray.

3) About how Fort Mcmurray is where the money's at.

4) Getting a trade and moving to Fort Mcmurray.

5) The property value in Fort Mcmurray.