New Ideas for Talent Shows

So You think you Can Chug Horse Piss.

or The x rated... so you think you can fuck

What have you

Bumper Sticker :

Hows my driving ? Call 1 800 your mothers house

T shirts :

The more people I meet, the more I love working overtime at the dump.

World's alright dad when I'm not in jail.

Bumper Sticker Ideas

My other ride is a barstool at the legion

My other ride is a piece of shit too

My other ride is too rusty to pass inspection